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Archive for Octombrie 2008

Lovecraftian dialogues

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zed deathbringer: I feel nothing now, it’s been 3 days since I slept
Denny Crane: wtf
Denny Crane: why?
zed deathbringer: Chronic insomniac
zed deathbringer: It’s funny really
zed deathbringer: When I do sleep, I’m tired as hell
zed deathbringer: can’t bloody keep my eyes open
zed deathbringer: but miss one night, and I’m frikkin batman
zed deathbringer: I did sleep some though, I just tend to forget about it
Denny Crane: i wantto spell pifawi (we were playing scrabble)
zed deathbringer: Yesterday I went to sleep at 4, cuz they cut my power
zed deathbringer: spell it then
zed deathbringer: but they won’t let you
zed deathbringer: they always know that you want to spell it, they just don’t care
zed deathbringer: Sanity is a lie
zed deathbringer: There are only G.A.P.S.
Denny Crane: due
Denny Crane: face it
Denny Crane: there is no spork
zed deathbringer: YOU LIE!
Denny Crane: nu
Denny Crane: it’s teh tubes
Denny Crane: you see them everywhere Citește restul acestei intrări »

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Octombrie 17, 2008 at 11:39 pm

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SPAM

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Majoritatea spam-ului pe care il primesc pe blog sunt reclame la viagra si alte asemenea produse doar ca cica is mai naturale.

Dilema mea este cat de prosti sunt acesti boti. I mean for fucks sake, wtf, de ce dracu as da klick pe asa ceva, stiu ca asa functioneaza botii dar in acest caz mi se pare chiar hilar. I mean, WTF.

Deci e vineri seara, da. Stau acasa si citesc D&D books pentru ca i think that is fun though i had the option of going out, still du.

Deci, viagra….for what? I don’t really think my porn would appreciate the effort so what the fuck is the point?

Stop it damn you, filthy bots.

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Octombrie 17, 2008 at 8:38 pm

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WHite and nerdy

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They see me mowin’… my front lawn
I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Can’t ya see I’m white & nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white & nerdy
I wanna roll with… the gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
I’m just too white & nerdy
Really, really white & nerd

First in my class there at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D

MC Escher, that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin – to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking’s in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills, but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I’m a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin’ so fast, I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well, I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun

„Happy Days” is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here’s the part I sing on…

They see me roll on… my Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Can’t ya see I’m white & nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white & nerdy
I’d like to roll with… the gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
I’m just too white & nerdy
How’d I get so white & nerdy?


I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shoppin’ online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized „Holy Grail” really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doin’ web sites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop, hope no one sees me… gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’… they laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white & nerdy
Just because I’m white & nerdy
Just because I’m white & nerdy
All because I’m white & nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white & nerdy
I wanna bowl with… the gangstas
But oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
I’m just too white & nerdy
Look at me, I’m white & nerdy

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Octombrie 17, 2008 at 8:24 pm

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DIY camera repair

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Octombrie 15, 2008 at 9:58 am

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Jesus for the win!

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Octombrie 14, 2008 at 5:51 pm

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Pop-art

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Sometime back in the 1970s, Andy Warhol was asked by an interviewer why it was that artists such as he and James Rosenquist and Roy Lichtenstein all seemed to arrive at a remarkably similar aesthetic quite independently of one another. In one of the few answers of substance he ever gave to a questioner about his art, Warhol replied, „I think it’s because we all read a lot of Comic Books when we were kids”.

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Octombrie 14, 2008 at 5:27 pm

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Grand mother

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Octombrie 1, 2008 at 7:06 pm

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