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I’m watching Twilight

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Tocmai am inceput sa ma uit la twilight prima oara in viata mea.

SI a murit o caprioara, this movie is so action-packed!

asta cred ca e bella, care tocmai se muta intr-un oras micut prin de hobo people and what i think are Cthulhu worshipers. Fhtagn!

She has a cactus…way more cute than a dog. Nu.

Her dad mock fights a handicaped indian and then gave her a truck… cred ca vine la pachet with this guy cu plete care pana la urma  cica e varcolac.

She goes to highschool and it’s generic. Primeste glumele clasice de new guy and we get a classic montage and a creepy asian guy. She is the ”suffer in silence type” cica. She apeares to be emo….and has white skin.

Ha. Edward has a sister/thing….she doesn’t sparkle….but she’s hot.

HOTE TO SELF: Edward might have down syndrome.

Acuma she’s stalking him……best couple ever!

She stalks him, he goes in seisures and she falls prone on ice, din ce am inteles asta se intampla des.

I wasn’t paying attention to the movie for the last 3 minutes cause i started sending business emails.

Si am pierdut majoritatea povestii despre ochii lui Edward.

OMG HE SAVES HER LIFE LOL!!!! cat de generic plot machine poate fi intreg accidentul asta.

Random talk at the hospital….

Skipped ahead….

Si acuma he just threatened to rape her.

Also, indians hate vampires.

Tocmai am observat unghiurile interesante de camera specifice pentru bella si pentru edward,

”i’m not afraid of you” si acuma se plimba pe niste redwood trees, ON THEM! Crouching tiger, hidden dragon much?

Vampirii joaca baseball si acuma au venit ce ar putea fi personajele negative. HA!

Vampires aparently do not fight. They get into some sort of…turn based strategy battle stanced and wait for initiative and their turn.

They made peace. So Now edward wants to kill a guy….and go to canada too. It’s how they roll in canada.

During the rest of the movie i was talking to people on instant messanger.

It failed to keep my attention and aparently ended a while ago, what i was hearing was the ending credits music.

I have wasted time.

Written by CyberFaust

Decembrie 5, 2009 la 12:12 am

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  1. Deci nu am inteles absolut nimic =)) Trebuie sa faci ceva cu romgleza asta. Si de ce vroia sa o violeze daca o iubeste?

    Anda

    Decembrie 5, 2009 at 12:29 pm

  2. cool.. da’ io am vazut filmul inaintea ta.. te-amm luat!!!

    Gedaiu

    Decembrie 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm

  3. :)))))))) i think you might just have done the best twilight review i’ve ever read🙂

    anca

    Decembrie 6, 2009 at 4:37 pm

  4. hah, you pretty much summed it up.

    Irina

    Decembrie 6, 2009 at 8:05 pm


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