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Fuck Hollywood!

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I have fucking had it so much so incat chair m-am hotarat sa scriu si pe blog, o chestie de care mi-a fost lene in ultima vreme, about that, scuzele mele. Now, back on topic.
Fuck Hollywood. M-am obisnuit sa imi strice toate comics-urile farand filme naspa dupa ele, si chair sa strice intreaba idee de benzi desenate…by making sucky movies dupa ele. I hate america, si industria lor cinematografica…pentru ca tot ce vrea iz moneyz. Da, dorinta lor de bani a scos si filme foarte bune si i could look at it like that, dar nah, azi am deschis si eu site-urile de movie news si ce aflu…

Spoiles ahead, also, daca aveti probleme cu inima si va plac benzile desenate, be afraid, be very afraid…

/Film reports that the Siegel family have signed on with Marvel Studios to make a 3D Superman vs. Spider-man movie to the big screen in 2012, directed by Bryan Singer and Sam Raimi and starring Jake Gyllenhaal and a computer generated Christopher Reeve.”

Sa ii impusti, nu alta. WTF is that…..WTF!

and it gets better…

Cinematical has breaking news that Christian Bale and Brandon Routh have signed on to star in a Justice League of American movie.

Aaaaaand…

IESB reporter Hugh Jass has the big scoop on the title of X-Files 2. Fox wanted “X-Files: Curse of the Werepeople” but Chris Carter was holding out for “X-Files: Full Moon Rising.”

And on that note….FUCK HOLLYWOOD, fuck them up their stupid asses.

April fools.🙂

Written by CyberFaust

Aprilie 1, 2008 la 7:30 am

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  1. dude justice league oricum sucks

    oricum io abia astept x-filesul si batman. Cred ca vor fi niste filme super tari.

    arapila

    Aprilie 1, 2008 at 8:16 am


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